Poppin' Fresh Since Under the Sea!
That's right, it's RACHIE PUCK POPCORN! The most absorbent, yellow, and porous snack you'll ever munch on!
Born in the depths of Bikini Bottom's finest popcorn fields (yes, they exist), Rachie Puck has been bringing joy to underwater snackers since... well, we lost track of time down here!
Our secret recipe? Equal parts jellyfish jelly, seahorse tears (ethically harvested, of course), and a whole lotta IMAGINATION! ✨
Before becoming the underwater popcorn mogul we know today, Rachel "Rachie" Puckett was living it up in the jazz-soaked streets of New Orleans! 🎷
After graduating from Ball State University and the University of New Orleans, she spent over 10 years in marketing & communications, working with everyone from rock stars to rocket scientists (and yes, we mean actual submarines)! 🚀🎸
She helped out the Arts Council of New Orleans, worked with indie rock collectives, and even had her own SoundCloud. But one day, while munching on popcorn at a jazz concert, she had an EPIPHANY...
"Life is about the people you meet and the things you create with them," she thought. "Why not create the BEST POPCORN IN THE SEVEN SEAS?"
So Rachel dove deep (literally) into Bikini Bottom, opened her first underwater popcorn stand, and the rest is history! Now she's popping kernels and making waves across all the ocean's music festivals, art shows, and submarine conventions! 🌊🍿
Like a certain yellow sponge, our popcorn soaks up flavor like nobody's business! Butter? CHECK! Caramel? OH YEAH!
Brighter than Patrick's brightest idea! Each kernel pops into a perfect golden nugget of pure joy!
More porous than SpongeBob's brain during boating school! Light, crispy, and ready to party!
Sandy Cheeks tested it herself! Perfect for underwater picnics, jellyfish conventions, or Krusty Krab marathons!
F is for Friends who eat popcorn together! U is for Unbelievable taste! N is for No artificial plankton!
Tastes like victory at the Fry Cook Games! Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter and bubble-blowing!
With 10+ years marketing experience, Rachie knows how to pop! From rock concerts to rocket launches, this popcorn sells itself!
Straight from the NOLA underwater music scene! Each kernel has that Big Easy rhythm and soul. Laissez les bon temps pop!
"Life is about the people you meet and the things you create with them" - and we're creating POPCORN MAGIC together!
"Ohhhhh... Who pops with bubbles under the sea?
RACHIE PUCK POPCORN!
Absorbent and yellow and crunchy is she!
RACHIE PUCK POPCORN!
If nautical snacking be something you wish!
RACHIE PUCK POPCORN!
Then grab a big bowl and flop like a fish!
RACHIE PUCK POPCORN!"
Patrick Star: "Is mayonnaise a topping? Either way, 10/10!"
Squidward: "I suppose it's... tolerable. Fine! It's AMAZING! There, I said it!"
Mr. Krabs: "For just $0.99?! That's me favorite price! Ar ar ar ar!"
Plankton: "I tried to steal the recipe but I ate it all instead. Curse you, deliciousness!"
Gary: "Meow. (Translation: Best popcorn in all seven seas)"